Quotes...

[Farah]

Even though you're the only one I see
It's the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy

Grizzly Bear - Slow Life

[NeoN]

@Farah-chan - haha.... I see we're sharing the same source of quotes.

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"A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended." - Evan Esar

"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." - Abraham Lincoln

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The Bart Wall

"I will not do the Dirty Bird."
"I will not do the Dirty Bird."
"I will not do the Dirty Bird."
"I will not do the Dirty Bird."
"I will not do the..."

[NeoN]

"What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?" - Jeph Jacques

"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs

"Hello seeker! Now don't feel alone here in the New Age, because there's a seeker born every minute." - Firesign Theatre

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The Bart Wall

"No one cares what my definition of 'is' is."
"No one cares what my definition of 'is' is."
"No one cares what my definition of 'is' is."
"No one cares what my definition of 'is' is."
"No one cares what my definition..."

[Cybernet]

“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”  — The Shawshank Redemption
“SQUIRREL!”  — Up  = lol
“I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.”  — Reservoir Dogs

[NeoN]

"Most powerful is he who controls his own power." - Star Wars: The Clone Wars

"For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing." - H. L. Mencken

"The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another." - J. Frank Dobie

"Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!" - Henry David Thoreau

[NeoN]

"Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought." - Sir William Osler

"Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality." - George Santayana

"The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth." - Edith Sitwell

[NeoN]

"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish." - Steven Wright

"He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts." - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

"I'm still an atheist, thank God." - Luis Bunuel

[NeoN]

Saw this as Graham's siggie, thought it was legend and deserved to be immortalized...

"If you see something, download it. That is the answer to life." - Satosan

[GrahamZA]

Saw this as Graham's siggie, thought it was legend and deserved to be immortalized...

"If you see something, download it. That is the answer to life." - Satosan

Satosan has now been immortalized

[NeoN]

"The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up." - Scott Adams

"I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly." - Edwin P. Whipple

[NeoN]

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!" - Homer, The Simpsons

"Language is the source of misunderstandings." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver." - Jay Leno

"A coupla months in the laboratory can save a coupla hours in the library." - Westheimer's Discovery

[NeoN]

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?" - George Price

"Only the shallow know themselves." - Oscar Wilde

"A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood." - Mark Ardis

[Cybernet]

"There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path." - The matrix
"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent." - Star wars ep1 (i think  )
"My husband and I fell in love at first sight... maybe I should have taken a second look." - Crimes and Misdemeanors   

[NeoN]

"The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say." - Tom Stoppard

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." - Friedrich von Schiller

"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face." - Dave Barry

[NeoN]

"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore." - Ogden Nash

"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you." - Larry Gelbart

"Never eat more than you can lift." - Miss Piggy