Quotes...

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"Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

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"I have often had no money but I have never been poor." - Henry Howard, The Tudors

"No one can earn a million dollars honestly." - William Jennings Bryan

"The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79." - Douglas Adams

"College isn't the place to go for ideas." - Helen Keller

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"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them." - E. V. Lucas

"Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else." - Hob Broun

"Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve." - George Bernard Shaw

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"You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play." - Warren Beatty

"Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together." - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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"There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty." - John Adams

"Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine." - Fran Lebowitz

"I love acting. It is so much more real than life." - Oscar Wilde

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"Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them." - Pam Davis

"Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it." - Samuel Johnson

"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone." - Henry David Thoreau

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"An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it." - Jef Mallett

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." - Robert Frost

"Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation." - Howard Scott

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"Just think about what you want and go for it." - Mambo, Happily N'ever After

"A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs." - Mark Twain

"To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all." - Peter McWilliams

"In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear." - John C. Dvorak

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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy

"A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." - Woodrow Wilson

"I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution." - Wernher von Braun

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"Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate." - Mark B. Cohen

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction." - Noelie Altito

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth." - Umberto Eco

"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." - Voltaire

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"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." - Mae West

"And remember, no matter where you go, there you are." - Earl Mac Rauch

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"You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature." - George W. Bush

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw

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"At least I have chicken." - Old Klingon Proverb

"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." - Douglas Adams

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" - Jay Leno

"Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel." - Oscar Levant

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"Devotees of grammatical studies have not been distinguished for any very remarkable felicities of expression." - Amos Bronson Alcott

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it." - Joan Rivers